Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10×10 cell.
Work: You spend most of your time in a 6×6 cubicle.
Prison: You get three meals a day, fully paid for.
Work:: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
Prison: For good behaviour you get time off.
Work:: For good behaviour, you get more work.
Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
Work:: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
Work:: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
Work:: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
Work:: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
Work:: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
Work:: They’re called ‘managers’.