You’d think after all these years I could be writing how-to books instead of reading them.  They tell me these books are booming in sales.

How to lose weight and keep it off in only 12 weeks and no dieting.  Sounded real easy to me.

I figured I could eat what I wanted and the weight would fall off, I just had to be disciplined and wait for the twelve weeks to pass. Don’t buy that book.  It didn’t work. The only thing that came off in that time was my clothes, shoes, watches and jewelry that I had to strip off before I got on those nasty scales that always lie to me.