Have you ever been invited, or uninvited, to someone’s house and made a visit to their bathroom? Come on now, be honest. That insatiable urge to visit the bathroom does not come from the urinary tract, it comes from the snoopy tract – that protrusion in the middle of your face.

And I’ll just bet you peeked in the medicine and linen closet. How about the drawers? Nifty things to behold eh? I know, the devil made you do it! It’s that little secret we all keep to ourselves. We go in to the bathroom with a look of urgency on our face and come out with that haughty “I caught you look.” I mean who would know. No explanation is required.