Hey folks I decided to travel to the east coast for a holiday as I’d never been there. I wanted to take something to camp in rather than stay in those flea-bitten hotels.

The friend that I am dating…you remember him the one who drilled my arm and had all the chores for me to do…well he said he could go and he had a camper that he could tag along behind his truck.

Sounded good except this tent camper hadn’t seen the light of day for ten years.  He had to get it out of storage but before he could he had to cut down two trees so the wee thing could move.